According to a 2024 study by Drive Research: Only 9% of Americans kept their resolution throughout the year.
People pick being more fitness-minded as their resolutions. But, people quit their resolutions (according to the data), and finding time to work out is hard when life gets to life-ing. Not anymore, though, thanks to our new product, Reodorant.
Reodorant is the ultimate fitness hack for fitness hacks: a body odor-scented deodorant. Reodorant makes you smell like you worked out without actually working out, matching the naturally occurring body odor of weightlifters, runners, cyclists, and Pilates enthusiasts.
It uses pheromones secreted by athletes to create the illusion of an active lifestyle — enhancing perception without increasing performance. Because in our health and wellness-obsessed culture, being perceived as fit is arguably more important than actually being fit. And for faux fitfluencers donning yoga pants and lying about taking GLP-1 meds, there’s one dead giveaway: they may look fit, but they don’t smell fit.
Reodorant is for anyone tired of keeping up with the societal pressure of constantly needing to work out. So, to the full-time working parents who can't get a second, the caregivers, and the burnt-out students...Reodorant is here for you.
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